Hi Jon (et al)
First: hire real bare naked ladies to sing me that song. Second: Hire them again.
North-East Kindom hyuma (some of you will know where that is):
Walta inherited 600 gold pieces from his aunt Lottie ...
... took a trip down country to celebrate his good fortune, and woke up the next morning penniless. Thus came the reckoning: Wheya did aunt Lottie's 600 gold pieces go?
The first 200 gold pieces he spent on alcoholic beverages, including taxes ...
The second 200 gold pieces he spent on sightly women, and that was taxing too ...
But the third 200 gold pieces, wheya did they go? Them he must have squandad.
Enjoy.