There is the old country status referred to as "Kissin cousin twice (or thrice) removed" that may well be applicable in this case. It's for them folk that alust show up when thar's meat on the grill and lonst as there eatins and space at the table you make them feel welcome cus you knows youse related but ain't quite sur how.
Edited by jar, : appalin spallin
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!