The Magnitude of Evil Power in Flatulence: While most studies of "greenhouse gasses" focus on carbon dioxide, methane is twenty-one times (21x) more effective at trapping heat in the atmosphere, a fact attributed to the larger size of the CH4 molecule.
A Significant Source of Evil Flatulence: A cow can emit demonic flatulence at the rate of 280 liters of methane per day!
Cattle herds in the U.S. emit approximately six million metric tons of methane into the atmosphere per year!
Worldwide, livestock produces about 80 million metric tons of methane annually!
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In the past two centuries, atmospheric methane has more than doubled due in part to livestock flatulence.
Potential Evil Effects of Flatulence: Some scientists speculate that current global warming, fueled by demonic flatulence, eventually can lead to the release of additional evil methane if the oceans warm substantially. That's because vast amounts of methane are frozen beneath the ocean floors just waiting to be released to do Satan's dirty stinking work. Once the atmosphere and oceans begin to warm, it's possible that more and more of the trapped demon methane will thaw and bubble out.
Flatulent-induced Armageddon? "A tremendous release of methane gas frozen beneath the sea floor 55 million years ago was responsible for heating up the Earth by seven degrees, a study has revealed. The phenomenon could occur again and cause an acceleration of the current, pollution-related global warming process."
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The additional evidence given above should serve to convince the reader that demons and evil angels are witnessed by farts as we previously have been warned.
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