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your demons send the fart out alone
I hate that when it happens. I lobbied Fox News to issue a warning to irresponible demons "It's 3 am, do you know where your fart is?" but O'Reilly claimed it was unecessary as he knows where his farts are at all times. What will happen to those poor lonely farts? Without supervision they will turn into mindless, stinky, windy sacks of air and ultimatley old farts who come to message boards and make strange non-scientific claims about the nature of science. The plausibility of this scenario just increased from 0.6 to 0.7 because it is clear that Janet Jackson's nipple protector was not made of real gold.
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