Proposal for Moose vs. Frog Great Debate

Actually, today is my birthday and as a present I would like a Moose vs. Frog celebrity deathmatch. Since there is an ad hoc posterior plausibility of 0.99 that I will have a hangover starting tomorrow and lasting several days, I hope to see the results of the match by Monday...my bets are on the amphibian.Tell Mr. Hambre that next time he sees Joralex to tell him I want my sash back.

Thanks!..yes I know, it is hard to imagine that an exinct animal can have almost 500 more posts than you..but that says more about you than me ...but getting to the explanation...you just have to use H-D post flatulant plausibility. Even though it is completely unlikely that an extinct elephantid could post on his birthday (also not helped by lacking an opposable thumb), the existence of fat people who can post and can fart as well raises the plausibility from 0.6 to 0.61. Also, the fact that praying agnostically over a can of SPAM does not change its consistency raises the plausibility of completely unrelated things from 0.61 to 0.51 and then back to 0.62..thus I can post on my birthday.

Well let's see. Moose are relatively strong but slow and smell bad . Frogs are small but are slippery and agile and can survive under water.I would say use the super Janet Jackson breast exposing Crash jump on his antlers. Then dive into the water. You can distract him by pointing and saying "look behind you, it's SLPx!"

Muchas gracias amigo. I will even pray agnostically to the porcelain god of flushing if it comes to that. I am just that dedicated to testing SbY's untestable hypothesis. I cannot guarantee the results will be in (or out) by tomorrow..but by Monday, the demons will be there for all to see..or smell.