The scene: a pub in London. enter Charles Knight, Crashfrog, and Randman. They have been drinking. They just recently watched a parade in which the Queen of England participated.
Charles Knight: I guess I got old Brenda today, hey chaps?
Crashfrog: Yeah, you son of a bitch, pissing on her carriage. You almost got us arrested.
Charles: Well, so long as we are not . . . Fuck, shit, piss. etc. Cock, cunt, etc. Ah, that felt good.
Randman: I saw something today that reminded me of Heackel's drawings.
Crashfrog: Jesus Christ, the man has a one-track mind. What on earth could have reminded you of Haeckel's Drawings?
Randman: All this British tradition stuff. The carriages. It reminded me of how we have endoctrinated ourselves with the mindset of evolution.
[Enter Jar. He's a very large man, must weigh at least 250 lbs. He pushes through the crowd with gusto.]
Crashfrog: Who is that? Acts like a big shot.
Charles: He IS a big shot. He's what we call in old England a moderator.
Crashfrog: What the fuck is that?
Charles: Well, you know, lad, in the states you have the FBI. We have moderators. By the way, Randman, old chump, he's not too crazy about Haeckel's drawings. If I were you, I would keep a low profile. Just a little advice. Shit, fuck, piss. etc. By the way, have I shown you my pictures of Jesus in bed with Shrafinator?
[Enter Holmes, on the make, dressed elaborately in drag.]
Holmes (approaches the group): Howdydo. Would any of you gents be interested in making a porn movie? I can guarantee a good time will be had by all. Plenty of degradation. Try it! It's fun!
[Enter Nosyned]
Crashfrog: Who is that?
Charles: Another moderator. We call him Pinnochio, for obvious reasons.
Crashfrog: You got nicknames for everything, don't you?
Charles: Yah, lad. That's the way we do it.
[Jar approaches the group in a threatening manner].
Jar: What is going on here? I've warned you about this before, Holmes.
Holmes: I beg your pardon? All I am doing is fraternizing with my fellow Americans.
Randman: Yeah, well, if you are a true American, why don't you live in the United States of America? Next to of course God America I sing. How do you feel about Haeckel's drawings?
Holmes: Randman, I will be happy to discuss this matter with you at a more appropriate time. You have to understand that I have been trained rather thoroughly to be totally unbiased. Therefore, I do not resent your remarks. But I do have my prejudices! Don't we all!
Crashfrog (under his breath): I can't wait to get back to Missouri.
Randman: Yes, but can you provide any justification as to why there are not more transitional fossils? Can you explain that? I've done my research.
Holmes: Yes, I can explain everything. But you have to be willing to listen, and I detect a fear in your eyes. I've seen that fear before . . .
[enter Evopeach]
[to be continued]
This message has been edited by robinrohan, 08-10-2005 05:52 PM
This message has been edited by robinrohan, 08-10-2005 05:54 PM
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