You have to remember god was over 14 billion years old when he started playing with humanity. So he was probably a bit insane by that time.
gods train of thought
-ok best tell them not to eat the apple
-hello Satan walking snake thingy source of all evil u wana come and see my perfect garden and my perfect creation
-dang go to go and check Raxacoricofallapatorius those pesky Slavine are up to something i can feel it, Satan can babysit my creation for a while, and the few day old people.
-U fucking bastards u ate from my apple tree Satan u walking snake thingy from now on you will be crawling on your belly as punishment, and u 2, u will DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-some 4000 or 250 000 years later god has a conversation with Jesus
J: Cant you forgive them Da
G: No they ate my apple im so mad i wana kill something
J:Cmmon Da
G:No!
J: Tell u what u wanna kill something to calm you down, ok then u kill me and since i am you i cant die and will rise again.
G: How am i gonna get you down to earth i dont wanna use magic.
J: Well send the other you the ghost guy to inpregnate a virgin or something. (multiple personality disorder anyone)
after the crucifiction
g: Oh now all that blood made me calm down finaly
J: Those bastards that hurt
G: After they killed me or my only son i can finaly forgive them.
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