My personal favorite is "The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib".
"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars." -George Meyer, Simpsons writer
When you Americans look at your choices for President and Vice-President, remember that this year polling day coincides with National Celibacy Day. So remember when you vote :
No Bush and No Dick
(Adapted from Bremner, Bird and Fortune on TV over here)
Also on TV over here this weekend. Robin Cook - who used to be an important member of the government but quit over the Iraq war - was hosting a topical comedy news quiz.
They were discussing the discovery of the new species of human and he said something to the effect of "to sum up - short, has an impressive array of weapons and a brain the size of a grapefruit. Remind you of anyone ?"