Your doctors are going to treat you like a car now. They don't know exactly whats happening, so they are going to run every test and check every system they can until they do!
Just tell them to replace your panreas and everything should be cool...we CAN replace them can't we?
I mean, this is America. Everybody loves seeing lesbians go at it, as long as they are both hot and not in a monogamous, legally sanctioned relationship.