Hypocrisy at funerals

Frankly I have found myself being highly hypocritical at funerals.But given that I see them as social occasions where those that need to hear such things are told such things - I rate my hypocrisy as limited and well intended.It just doesn't seem right to point out at someones funeral that instead of eternal raptuous joy ("eternal raptuous joy" - WTF! that sounds truly awful to me!!!) I am instead evidentially advocating that they will be nothing but worm food.What would you have me do not to be hypocritical?

Well your version sounds better than "worm food". But it amounts to the same thing.I guess it is all in the delivery....

Can it be both correct and hypocritical?

I am married.But the marriage in question was about as non-religious and low key as one could imagine.Myself, my "wife" (as it still seems strange to call her) and our 4 guests/witnesses got the bus to central London after the registry office thing, had a swanky meal and that was that.Our all-but-nothing ceremony was preceded by a gay civil partnership that was much more of a "do".As for marriage - No difference to my life except in the practical terms that it was intended to facilitate.

We obviously need an atheist marketing machine to advise on such matters. Sell baby. Sell!

I am confused but intrigued as to what you mean....?HELP.

Dude - I will get my cricket garb out if this goes any further in terms of cost.You have been warned...