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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Congressman Rohrabacher asks if there were civilizations thousands of years ago on Mars.
And people have repeatedly voted for Putin's favorite Congressman.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
quote: source Have we really reached a low where a Mercedes owner cannot remember to plug his car in when it is not on the road?
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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Not only can screw a light bulb but it would be a HUGE light; it would show he can screw a light better than any President since Abraham.
A least we will be able to remember the laughter after il Donald as we suffer under the slightly more competent but far more evil Fascist Pence.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Where I grew up there was y'all which meant the person or persons immediately present and All Y'all which meant and anyone else you bring along.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Faith writes: Why do people always forget that the world is fallen and nothing now is as it was at the Creation. Faith, that may be the funniest thing anyone posted in the whole thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Or maybe a Contrarian?
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
I've heard rumors that people have even climbed buildings and mountains. There was even an ape, (not our orangeutan, some other ape), that climbed the Empire State Building while carrying a pretty girl.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Faith writes: The eagerness you all show to violate our laws and flood the country with illegals is astonishing. Except of course that is not what anyone has suggested rather we have said that we should follow our laws and customs.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Faith writes: Uh huh, but what you actuall DO is destroy them. Then perhaps you can produce examples to support that assertion.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
It's only there if it's in your cache. Logged in or out it's not there for anyone else.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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When I lived in California back in the 1960s there was a low power radio station with the call letters KCUF. Until someone from the city noticed their van in his rear view mirror.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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They fear he would pull a Hans Solo.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
dwise1 writes: There was a book co-written by a rabbi, Stupid Ways, Smart Ways to Think About God (1993) -- I saw a flyer about it at my UU church. Basically, most believers have childish ideas about God because that what they had learned as children and, since they never gave it any thought since then, as they matured their ideas about God did not. 1 Cor 13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. We see it here quite often; the desire for a God that sees humans as special, the God that will intervene and fix things, the God that is GOOD. But GOD, if GOD exists is not the God(s) and god(s) we human create. We've heard again and again, If God is not going to help then why should I worship him? We create God in our image because we want such an object to be true. But if the lesson is simply to help others, to do what is right, to acknowledge when we do wrong and try to make amends then what's in it for us?
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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