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kjsimons Member Posts: 822 From: Orlando,FL Joined: Member Rating: 5.3
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This is the link that should work:
https://scontent.ftpa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/...485726724096_n.jpg
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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I just came across this one:
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
This is an old Emo Phillips joke. I think it has been called the funniest religion joke of all time.
Here is the full bit. Found a post where he talks about the joke. Here are also some of his other religion jokes. The best God joke ever - and it's mine! | Stage | The Guardian When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it! · So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon." · A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..." · I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint. · When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness. If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon." One place I worked had art on all the hallways. One long hallway had paintings of cetaceans. When giving someone directions, we referred to that as "the whaling wall."
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Phat Member Posts: 18348 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
This is hilarious. Anyone who owns an Amazon Echo Smart Speaker will understand the humor!
Edited by Phat, : No reason given.Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. ~RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." ~Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith You can "get answers" by watching the ducks. That doesn't mean the answers are coming from them.~Ringo
Subjectivism may very well undermine Christianity.In the same way that "allowing people to choose what they want to be when they grow up" undermines communism.~Stile |
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Windmill Cancer
Laughter is the best cure for this scourge.What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq |
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Tangle Member Posts: 9514 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8
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Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm. |
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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I first encountered this song decades ago in an issue of C/E Newsletter as one that biology and paleontology students would sing on the bus to field work. It's sung to the tune of "It's A Long Way to Tipparary" and was written by Philip H. Pope in 1921.
Amphioxus, AKA "lancelets", is a chordate, but is not quite fully vertebrate having a notocord instead of a spine. I got these lyrics from https://bscd.uchicago.edu/content/long-way-amphioxus:
quote: There are a number of performances of the song on YouTube, such as this one:
Edited by dwise1, : name correction
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2
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There are not many Easter jokes. Sorry if I have posted this here in years past.
I hear they cancelled Easter. They found the body.Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness. If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?
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Phat Member Posts: 18348 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
It's funny since to me it's so laughable that they would ever find the body.
Jesus is Alive! Eternally. But lest we leave Resurrection Sunday without humor, I propose this:
Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. ~RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." ~Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith You can "get answers" by watching the ducks. That doesn't mean the answers are coming from them.~Ringo
Subjectivism may very well undermine Christianity.In the same way that "allowing people to choose what they want to be when they grow up" undermines communism.~Stile
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Phat Member Posts: 18348 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
I rather like that one. Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. ~RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." ~Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith You can "get answers" by watching the ducks. That doesn't mean the answers are coming from them.~Ringo
Subjectivism may very well undermine Christianity.In the same way that "allowing people to choose what they want to be when they grow up" undermines communism.~Stile
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