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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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What would you do if you found out your child was a homosapien?
And addicted to dihydrogen monoxide.Welcome back, Faith.
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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And addicted to dihydrogen monoxide. Dihydrogen monoxide is truly insidious, acting as a gateway to the stronger stuff like coffee. Edited by dwise1, : "gateway" (apparently current) instead of "stepping stone" (what we were told in the 60's)
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4451 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.0
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And addicted to dihydrogen monoxide.
Dihydrogen monoxide is truly insidious, acting as a gateway to the stronger stuff like coffee. And when you mix the 2 components near a spark they explode, scary. Yet it looks like an innocent cup of coffee.What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq
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PaulK Member Posts: 17828 Joined: Member Rating: 2.3
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quote: That must have the Mormons worried! Look for a ban in Utah :-)
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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Faith  Suspended Member (Idle past 1473 days) Posts: 35298 From: Nevada, USA Joined: |
Lib*er*ty IS crumbling because of the wackos who are attacking Trump and his supporters based on nothing.
Edited by Faith, : No reason given.
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PaulK Member Posts: 17828 Joined: Member Rating: 2.3 |
At least you posted that in the right thread, Faith. It’s pretty funny, too,
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Faith writes:
That doesn't even make sense. Criticism of the government is what ensures liberty. Lib*er*ty IS crumbling because of the wackos who are attacking Trump and his supporters based on nothing. You might as well say that criticizing Trump causes cancer.Welcome back, Faith.
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kjsimons Member Posts: 822 From: Orlando,FL Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
ringo writes: You might as well say that criticizing Trump causes cancer. No no no, it's windmills that cause cancer, at least according to Trumpkins.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8564 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.7 |
Hey, just turn off all the windmills. We can burn more coal to make up for it.
Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.
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JonF Member (Idle past 197 days) Posts: 6174 Joined: |
And piles of dead eagles. He's seen 'em.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1434 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Tangle Member Posts: 9514 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8
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Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm. |
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JonF Member (Idle past 197 days) Posts: 6174 Joined:
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Translations from the scientificese
Hidden: lithobraking maneuver! Brilliant! Edited by JonF, : No reason given.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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My favorite is "unplanned disassembly", which is a variation on T.F.O.A. (Things Falling Off Aircraft).
Izquierdo.
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