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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1372 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
http://www.kansascity.com/...sascity/news/local/14334458.htm
the article's not the best written article i've ever read. but basically, one of the people that voted to allow creationism in classrooms is offended that someone has a flying speghetti monster picture on their door. ah, irony.
{Substituted "flying spaghetti monster" for "fsm" in topic title. - Adminnemooseus} This message has been edited by Adminnemooseus, 04-14-2006 02:55 PM
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ReverendDG Member (Idle past 4139 days) Posts: 1119 From: Topeka,kansas Joined: |
It makes me want to find this person and slap them for making kansas look even more moronic than it already does
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EZscience Member (Idle past 5183 days) Posts: 961 From: A wheatfield in Kansas Joined: |
Check out Bobby Henderson's website. Hilarious. I just ordered a T-shirt.
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pesto Member (Idle past 5616 days) Posts: 63 From: Chicago, IL Joined: |
You're right about the writing. It read like 13 year old girl gossip.
Also, Corvallis is my home town. Go, Beavs!
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Quetzal Member (Idle past 5901 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
Heretics! Everyone knows that the True Creator of the Universe was the Invisible Pink Unicorn! All grovel or be pierced! Repent!
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EZscience Member (Idle past 5183 days) Posts: 961 From: A wheatfield in Kansas Joined: |
spiderlover writes: one of the people that voted to allow creationism in classrooms... That Connie Morris. She's not just an embarassment to Kansas, she's an embarassment to herself.
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1372 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
You're right about the writing. It read like 13 year old girl gossip. not so much that. they just repeated the same thing over and over to point where i no longer got what they were trying to say.
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anglagard Member (Idle past 865 days) Posts: 2339 From: Socorro, New Mexico USA Joined: |
It makes me want to find this person and slap them for making kansas look even more moronic than it already does My MLS is from Emporia State, where does the line start? Also ordered a T-shirt. Long live Pastafarianism! This message has been edited by anglagard, 04-15-2006 03:03 PM
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LudoRephaim Member (Idle past 5112 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: |
Quetzal writes: Heretics!Everyone knows that the true creator of the universe was the invisible pink unicorn! All grovel or be pierced! Repent! My Pekingese dog can swallow your god whole LOL. This message has been edited by LudoRephaim, 05-02-2006 12:24 PM "The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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Quetzal Member (Idle past 5901 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
Yes, but does your yappy little rat-dog have an entire (semi-) organized pseudo-religion related to it? Hmm? Read the Gospels of the IPU and be saved before it's too late!
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BMG Member (Idle past 238 days) Posts: 357 From: Southwestern U.S. Joined: |
Hello Quetzal.
Quetzal writes: Yes, but does your yappy little rat-dog... Too funny. I must admit, I am guilty of the same thought when I read the post. abe: forgot "yappy" This message has been edited by Infixion, 05-02-2006 10:03 AM
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LudoRephaim Member (Idle past 5112 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: |
Quetzal writes: Yes, but does your yappy little rat dog have an entire (semi)-organized pseudo religion related to him? Pekingese have a legend as to their origin in Buddist lore ("Pekingese" by D. Caroline Coile, Ph.D, page 5.) My Dog may not be worshipped, but he can mop the floor with your so-called god in a heartbeat! He's afraid of nothing! And dont bring up the flying spaghetti monster! He loves italian food (hehehe) And I can also call upon St Pablo: Patron saint of crossing the Border and immigrantion reform LOL LOL. This message has been edited by LudoRephaim, 05-02-2006 01:21 PM "The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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Quetzal Member (Idle past 5901 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
My Dog may not be worshipped, but he can mop the floor with your so-called god in a heartbeat! Hah! Her Ineffable Pink Horniness would stomp the little furball into a fuzzy (pink) smear if She so chose. Does it not say in the Gospel of Littledickicuss Chapter IX as revealed by our very own Saint Coragyps the Terminally Befuddled, verse 10 that: quote:Thus showing beyond question Her Holy Horniness's complete and utter disregard for small dogs? *Note that this verse has since been reinterpreted to include all useless little dogs, not just poodles.
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 763 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
Quoted! I'm overwhelmed!
In addition to terminally befuddled, of course.
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LudoRephaim Member (Idle past 5112 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: |
Nah, my Little peke will chew your "god" into red chunks and poop 'em out. He did the same with Allah a few days ago (Man, when he went to the bathroom the next day! WHOA!!!!)
And St Pablo would do worse: He would get illegal immigrants to flood your god's abode and then demand that she give them equal eternal life rights (ROFLMAO) "The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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