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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
Oh, this from Richard Simmons' best friend... Richard Simmons.
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
Save it for the fight, Hambre. If you're done Sweatin' to the Oldies, that is.
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Mammuthus Member (Idle past 6505 days) Posts: 3085 From: Munich, Germany Joined: |
Oh Pluueez, Richard Simmons is not fit to wear Liberace's thong.
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Percy Member Posts: 22505 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Even though the book isn't written yet, yet alone published, and even though the movie rights have not yet been sold, all of Hollywood is clamoring for these roles. Just to quiet the ruckus down I had to reach some agreements on the roles. Don't buy that, huh! Okay, I caved, and the roles went to the highest bidders. Following are the roles so far. In parentheses is the persona the actor played who best represents the role. If your name isn't here it's because it's still in negotiations.
--Percy [This message has been edited by Percipient, 09-29-2003]
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
quote: Okay, I can live with that.
quote: Ha ha! You got ugly and found Jesus! And you're just a lesser Brad McFall, anyway!
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MrHambre Member (Idle past 1423 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined: |
Dan the Man,
I wouldn't wish John Ritter on Warren. I know you had your heart set on William Katt. On the other hand, I can't complain about Christian Slater. I'm just relieved it wasn't Crispin Glover.
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Rei Member (Idle past 7043 days) Posts: 1546 From: Iowa City, IA Joined: |
quote: I absolutely love it ------------------"Illuminant light, illuminate me."
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MrHambre Member (Idle past 1423 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined: |
Percy,
I know those Hollywood folks are probably putting all sorts of wacky ideas into your head, but how are a million monkeys with a million typewriters supposed to play Crashfrog? And I don't care if she does need the job, you've gotta find someone better than Natalie Merchant to play Rrhain. This is a musical, for cryin' out loud! [This message has been edited by MrHambre, 09-29-2003]
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Percy Member Posts: 22505 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
MrHambre writes: I wouldn't wish John Ritter on Warren. I know you had your heart set on William Katt. On the other hand, I can't complain about Christian Slater. I'm just relieved it wasn't Crispin Glover. Actually, no final contracts have been signed, and Crispin Glover was last seen making the rounds of friends trying to raise some extra cash. He considers your role a plum. Also, Louis C.K. really had his heart set on the Dan Carroll role, but he bombed on Conan and is considered a long shot at this point, despite recent rumors surrounding Ritter's health. Added by edit: This just in: Mickey Rourke wants the Dan Carroll role, Kevin Bacon the MrHambre role. I'm holding out for more money - you guys are gonna make me rich! --Percy [This message has been edited by Percipient, 09-29-2003]
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Asgara Member (Idle past 2332 days) Posts: 1783 From: Wisconsin, USA Joined: |
Asgara Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider) Glad to see that the family fortune I paid her to take the role paid off. Is the rumor true that Charlton Heston really wants to play Jorelex but is having trouble getting a permit to bring his vintage AK-47 to the filming site on the West Bank? ------------------Asgara "An unexamined life is not worth living" Socrates via Plato
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Percy Member Posts: 22505 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Asgara writes: Is the rumor true that Charlton Heston really wants to play Jorelex but is having trouble getting a permit to bring his vintage AK-47 to the filming site on the West Bank? Great suggestion! Scroll up to see the change. --Percy
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
Mickey Rourke? That hack couldn't act his way out of a paper bag!
Bah. I'll be in my trailer.
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Percy Member Posts: 22505 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Dan Carroll writes: Mickey Rourke? That hack couldn't act his way out of a paper bag! But he sure knew what to do with a popcorn bag! Don't despair. Ritter seems implacable in the face of these threats (he was passing me secret signals during the season premier of Eight Simple Rules... last week) - maybe he knows something. --Percy
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zephyr Member (Idle past 4580 days) Posts: 821 From: FOB Taji, Iraq Joined: |
I've recently learned that Maynard James Keenan (of Tool) and I bear a certain resemblance to each other. Therefore, he will be making his acting debut in the role of ME. I did hear this was a musical, right? Well, to say the man can sing would be a bit of an understatement.
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Asgara Member (Idle past 2332 days) Posts: 1783 From: Wisconsin, USA Joined: |
As I have no idea of Angelina's singing abilities, I will announce that Marni Nixon has been approached to ghost Angelina's voice in the musical numbers.
Tinsel Town rumors abound - ghost of Tiny Tim lobbying for a chance to ghost Micky Rourke as Dan. (this is a blatant attempt to thwart Jack Black's bid for the role) ------------------Asgara "An unexamined life is not worth living" Socrates via Plato
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