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Justice Inactive Junior Member |
man, you have some seriously gross bits of knowledge. who ever studies how long an animal (especially that of a foul and disgusting pig) could ever possibly have a specific reaction to a breeding procedure?
jar A pig's orgasm lasts for 38 minutes. completely disgusting, eww! gross. if that had ever been uttered in the courts of God??? This message has been edited by Justice, 12-21-2004 05:09 PM Armaggeddon
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Legend Member (Idle past 5035 days) Posts: 1226 From: Wales, UK Joined: |
Justice writes: I expect you to believe Truth, whether you've interpreted it from The Bible, Me, or God. are you suggesting that you have the truth where the Bible doesn't? Tell me, do you believe the Bible to be the inspired word of God ? "In life, you have to face that some days you'll be the pigeon and some days you'll be the statue."
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Legend Member (Idle past 5035 days) Posts: 1226 From: Wales, UK Joined: |
Justice writes: It's a hard concept to understand, but it does make sense afterwards "I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me...""That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else." (Isaiah 45:5,6) what's so hard to understand about that ? How many Gods are there ?
Justice writes: ...but don't forget to remind me incase I forget don't you worry, I will. "In life, you have to face that some days you'll be the pigeon and some days you'll be the statue."
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contracycle Inactive Member |
quote:from the flatlands we came out of nowhere special like a peasant revolution, makeshift weapons in our hands we crashed the gates so hard, we'd never heard that kind of sound before we braced ourselves for victory, and the spoils of the war - New Model Army quote: Strangely enough, they are not. People who live in glass churches shouldn't throw boulders.
quote: No, we come from Africa.
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tsig Member (Idle past 2938 days) Posts: 738 From: USA Joined: |
I'm just repeating what God would say, so therefore I'm not judging them with my judgements, but the one's that God has already sent forth out upon them. God So you are putting the very words of god right here on EvC? Where do I send the money?
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tsig Member (Idle past 2938 days) Posts: 738 From: USA Joined: |
Jar, I think you are cheating in the last one the north american elk never ate pasta so there was no such word in their vocabulary.
ref: ep. 91 TTW Moose could speak, have you never watched Rocky and Bullwinkle?
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tsig Member (Idle past 2938 days) Posts: 738 From: USA Joined: |
Justice says:
"My thoughts are that you are a good, man(women), lol, whoever you are.. you seek for true answers of God" Well, seeking for false answers wouldn’t make any sense. "and that is what's truly going to get you back to him..... " Maybe we could leave a trail of breadcrumbs to help "as for the Christians thing, there are many in this world who proclaim to follow God, but only the people who are truly following him can truly say that they follow him.... I think you probably get what I mean. We know that if God truly exists, that he will make himself known to those who TRULY seek him, and TRULY love him, and TRULY want to do what he would want them to do, He's GOD, He Loves them...." What you have said is TRULY true ‘cause that‘s the way it is, TRULY uly uly is. "If you want to be with God so badly, and you work your hardest to try to find out the answers that he wants you to know, there is no way in heaven that Heavenly Father would ever leave you in darkness," He will light your way with the fires of hell "he created you, he loves you, he's your Father, he is who CREATED YOUR SPIRIT!!!!! NOT JUST YOUR BODY...." MY MOTHER created my body, then I just kept eating and growing. " He is the all creator, and he loves everyone, and serves any of those who truly desire to follow Him....." If he’s serving us why are we servants of god? What’s being served, lamb of god? "We are just as much his Children as Jesus Christ is, It's just that we haven't been called to serve the way that Jesus Christ was called to serve, he was called to serve as our Redeemer" And Christ held his serve in the first match, but went down 40-love in the next. ," without him, we could never get back to Heaven...." Breadcrumbs. Oh think of the breadcrumbs. "Time has run short for me, I will continue this thread later, think about what I've said and go ahead and give me a reply, take care... later... " Indeed time is limited. Enjoy your brief moment on the great mandela. {added parenthesis} This message has been edited by Flying Hawk, 12-22-2004 06:45 AM
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nator Member (Idle past 2199 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
quote: Actually, we probably originated on the African plain. Millions of years of migration and natural selection has resulted in many, many variations in appearance in our species.
quote: No, there is a lot of evidence that various languages were spoken for many thousands of years. There is no evidence that the Babel tower ever existed, nor that such an event happened.
quote: ...which the excuse the Mormons use to explain why the LDS church was so virulently racist for so long. As it is, you did not allow full status for black men until the 1970's, when the greater culture finally shamed you into changing.
quote: Normal? What's that mean?
quote: We have plenty in common, but differences exist.
quote: Since god chose to give Jesus Middle Eastern Jewish parents, I think God wanted Jesus to have very dark, rather fuzzy hair, plenty of facial hair, also very dark, olive skin, dark brown eyes, a fairly prominent nose, etc. He certainly wouldn't have looked like a Scandanavian like your painting depicts him.
quote: Yes.
quote: So, angels look like Europeans? Why is dark skin so bad to you Mormons?
quote: So, God is European Caucasian?
quote: None of that made any sense.
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nator Member (Idle past 2199 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
Wow, I thought that you Mormons were supposed to have lots of children, ergo, lots of orgasms?
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SoulSlay Member (Idle past 5640 days) Posts: 44 From: billy's puddle, BC Joined: |
A pig's orgasm lasts for 38 minutes. Holy Crap!Am I the only one here who wishes they were a pig?
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Legend Member (Idle past 5035 days) Posts: 1226 From: Wales, UK Joined: |
I read somewhere that lions can mate up to 30 times in a single session.
...which is impressive! I suppose it boils down to whether you're going for quantity over quality "In life, you have to face that some days you'll be the pigeon and some days you'll be the statue."
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
I canot believe that no one recognized the source for all that wisdom. The point is that they were all Clavinisms, just as much of what I see in this thread. Whe we go from discussing LDS to what GOD looks like to condeming people to Hell because then think GOD might be a little dark haired girl, we have moved from reason into the World of Clavinism.
Let's try to head back towards the topic. Cheers.
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tsig Member (Idle past 2938 days) Posts: 738 From: USA Joined: |
I once started my own religion. Then I found out it was hard to live with people who were dumb enough to beleive in me as a Revealer and Seer.
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1373 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
no it's not. you just have to remember to take up collections.
tax free!
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Nighttrain Member (Idle past 4022 days) Posts: 1512 From: brisbane,australia Joined: |
Might have got you off to a flying start if you`d inherited the Ron Wyatt Collection--The Blood of Jesus, the Pharoah`s Chariot Wheel, Mr. and Mrs. Noah`s Bones------
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