OK, this is the second time this week I've answered serious points with links to other people's comedy. What can I say? Sometimes comedians and cartoonists are the people who say it best.
Spot on.
The only explanatory power religion has is in the realm of entirely subjective "truths", an area better served by literature in my opinion.
Mutate and Survive
"The Bible is like a person, and if you torture it long enough, you can get it to say almost anything you'd like it to say." -- Rev. Dr. Francis H. Wade