To help improve the overall physical condition and health of our citizens, the DOHS today will announce mandatory work programs for all citizens and resident aliens.
"A program of regular physical work has been shown to significantly decrease serious medical conditions and to lower the cost of health care more than any other factor including diet (the second greatest contributor) and lifestyle (the third greatest contributor)." said Dr. Manuael Swerez, head of Holistic Contingencies for the Department of Homeland Security.
He continued,"To improve the general conditioning and health of our citizens, we will be initiating a far reaching program that will meet several goals. Citizens between the ages of 14 and 68 will be assigned to work details where they will be able to participate on a 6 month rotation basis in Agricultural Services. The daily regimen of brisk field work will significantly improve overall health by an estimated factor of 87.325%. In addition, we will improve our nation's overall security by stemming the flow of illegal and undocumented workers. We estimate that this program will reduce the number of illegal and undocumented workers entering the US by 90% and that the overall improvement in Health indices will allow us to reduce HealthCare portions of the budget by as much as 67%. In addition to improving the readiness of every American to respond to attacks as required, the funds thus freed up can be better utilized in other areas."
It is expected that the program will go into effect during the budget year beginning in October, 2005 and be fully implemented by next harvest season.
(souce:WireNewsToday)
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