I'd love to read that. My family is Scottish, and there's nothing like a pub crawl in Auld Reekie. The British pub is indeed a thing of beauty.
Americans who consider British Real Ale flat, warm, and bitter are beneath contempt. If I were to drink nothing but Caledonian Eighty Shilling Ale for the rest of my natural existence I'd die a happy man.
regards,
Esteban "Athletic Arms" Hambre