God has a sense of humor

Hehehe, that's pretty funny, as are all the jokes here. I could have sworn I heard another version of this one where there's a catholic priest, a pastor, and a rabbi with that bag of money. The rabbi ended up being the one that said god should keep whatever money it wants.

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One day, an atheist is driving on a highway. As he is driving along he sees a pastor, a priest, and a rabbi holding up a sign that says "The end is near! Turn back now before it's too late!" The atheist is annoyed by this so, as he drives by them, he yells out, "get the fuck out of my life you idiots!" then continue on his merry way. 10 seconds later, he is dead.Another atheist comes along and he sees the 3 men holding up the sign. He, too, is annoyed that there are all these religious people keep trying to interupt his life. As he drives by them, he yells out, "Fuck your god!" 10 seconds later, he is dead, too.The rabbi turns to the other 2 and said, "um... perhaps we should make it more clear that the incoming bridge is out."

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Any chance you could be delusional? If a person claims that he sees goblins everywhere he look, most people would think that he is delusional. What's so special in your case?

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When did this happen?I made an entirely new thread just to ask him for some "proof" of Jesus. Damn, and I've been so hopeful for some good answers this time.

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