A pastor, a rabbi, and an atheist are out playing golf. On the back 9 they stumble across a big bag of money. Overjoyed, they agree to split it amongst themselves and donate it to the church, the temple, and the atheist organization.
"Wait," says the pastor. "We must also give a share to God, from whom all blessings flow. What we'll do is, we'll draw a circle on the ground and throw the money in the air. The money that lands inside the circle, we give back to God."
"I've got a better idea," says the rabbi. "We draw a circle on the ground, toss the money in the air, and whatever lands
outside the circle, we give to God."
"You're both wrong," says the atheist. "We draw the circle on the ground, toss the money in the air, and whatever God wants -
he keeps!"
Ba-dum-bum.