HOW DO I GET THE GIRL I LOVE INTO LIKING ME???

By all means, treat her like an alien species that needs to be conquered through trickery.Oy.People, honestly. You like someone in a sexy way? Talk to them like you would anyone else. If there's enough of a two-way click there for something more to happen, it'll happen pretty naturally. If it doesn't, direct your attentions elsewhere. Repeat as necessary.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

It was more a general statement to the thread. Your post happened to be the medium for it.But damn... in fairness, you just said that if his only goal was to sleep with her, he should pretend that his only interest was in her mind. On what planet is that being a gentleman? Seems kinda pathetic to me. What kinda sad bastard has to pretend to be something he's not to get laid?No offense if he's a friend of yours, but damn.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

craigslist > sitesDon't say I never gave ya' nothin'.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

Eh. I don't know how you can really get quicker than, "I wanna get laid. Can I get a digital show of hands, who's up for it?"Plus, I posted it in the hopes that some of our resident fundies will read the casual encounters section and have a coronary or something.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

Clearly, Mr. Jack hasn't seen Heather Locklear lately.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

Hey, whatever floats your boat, man.

Ever had sex on shrooms? "Fucking someone's mind" takes on a whole new meaning.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

Yeah, drugs are great, no two ways about it.

Eh, you lay down a towel, and it's all good.This message has been edited by Dan Carroll, 02-02-2005 09:33 AM

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck