Since the God you presented is fictional and your question doesn't appear to be based on anything specific, I suggest what you are asking is more suited to the roundtable thread that Phat started.
Will The Real God Please Stand Up?
Present your question to Jesus since he represents his father. I suggest you ask the question with a specific like your OP.
The question I have, given this scenario, is why God would care that little Jimmy Highschoolboy touches himself at night.
not your general question in
Message 3
There are both Biblical passages and church dogma against touching the naughties, but I'm really asking why God would care about any generally minor thing we do on this planet.
You do that and I might even attempt to respond from the Jesus perspective.
But I'm still not inclined to promote this as an independent topic.