...but I really don't care about soccer.
And I don't know anything about the existing good players/countries or whatever.
But I still want to jump on the bandwagon and have a team to go for.
I would like to select it semi-randomly.
I will take all the team as they are ranked right now.
I will take the number of teams that are allowed to play in the world cup as a total and select the team that is ranked 18% of the way down.
They will be my team, and I will cheer!
...looking up list...
FIFA Rankings
Number of teams allowed to play in world cup...
32? I could be wrong, but this is what I get from a quick Google search.
So 18% of 32 is...
5.76
So I cheer for the 6th ranked team which is....
GERMANY!!!
Woot! Go Tanks!!
Germany will destroy all of your other weaker teams!
They will have sex with your mothers and such!
Germany will put the ball through the rectangle more times than your team!
Germany will beat on you until your ass is as red as the cards given out for your weak diving!