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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
"How pierceful grows the hazy yon! How myrtle petaled thou! For spring hath sprung the cyclotron - How high browse thou, brown cow? -- Churchy LaFemme, 1950"
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped! |
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Straggler Member (Idle past 94 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
There are many relevant to the EvC debate. Here are a few:
Oscar Wilde writes:
When I think of all the harm the Bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. "I sometimes think that God, in creating men, somewhat overestimated his ability".
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subbie Member (Idle past 1283 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. Lewis Carroll Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate ...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist
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cavediver Member (Idle past 3672 days) Posts: 4129 From: UK Joined: |
And the mome raths outgrabe... Ah, but then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes...
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Nothing humbles a man like bad plumbing.
-Me Edited by Omnivorous, : I'm fixing the sink.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 94 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Woody Allen writes:
"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 763 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
"Moe! Larry! Cheese!"
- Jerome Lester Horwitz
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
"What? You don't have a gun?!"
An Iranian student to me (ca. 1984) as I investigated the student's report of an intruder in his apartment. It was the plumber.
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4257 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
I didn't realize there was statute of limitations on being silly. there aint. your trolling style just seems odd to me.
Would it be OK for me to comment on it if it had been written yesterday? It would have been more in context and been more witty, rather than taking a 13th century quote and applying modern ideas to it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
"Eat me." -- a very small cake, with currants
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
"I believe in 'live and let live'. And anyone who does agree with that, take 'em outside an shoot 'em." ~ Carlin
"A lot of Christians wear a cross. Do you think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fucking cross?" ~ Hicks "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day" ~ Sinatra "Women are hard to please. And when you do please them, they're hard to get rid of." ~ Oni - Oni
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 313 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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your trolling style just seems odd to me. And my style of writing Russian prose is equally puzzling. All those Roman characters, non-Slavonic roots, Anglo-Saxon grammatical inflections ... why would anyone write Russian like that?
It would have been more in context and been more witty, rather than taking a 13th century quote and applying modern ideas to it. I guess the context would be that a modern person, living in the twenty-first century, quoted it with apparent approval this Tuesday as though it applied to modern times. If it was just meant to be a quaint reminder of how people used to think in bygone days, then it may well fulfill that function.
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Stile Member Posts: 4295 From: Ontario, Canada Joined: |
A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses. It is an idea that possesses the mind.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1283 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
When you believe in things that you don't understand,
Then you suffer. - Stevie Wonder Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate ...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist
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Rrhain Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined: |
To love another person is to see the face of god.
(Herbert Kretzmer, Les Misrables) I don't know why I can't think of anything I would rather doThan be wasting my time on mountains with you. (Tim Rice, Chess) Propriety? Noun. Conformity to established standards of behaviour or manner, suitability, rightness, or justice. See ETIQUETTE.(Buck Henry, David Newman, Robert Benton, What's Up, Doc?) Is this a kissing book?Someday you might not mind so much. (S. Morgenstern as translated by William Goldman, The Princess Bride) Rrhain Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time. Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can use mine. |
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