Nipples

The creationist counter-question would be, "What's the evolutionary advantage of male nipples?"Clearly, God was planning ahead; He knew that Adam and Eve would sin and thus invent death; they would have to be able to procreate and Eve would need nipples; since Eve was made out of Adam, he needed nipple genes. Well, I used semi-colons instead of periods to make it look more complicated (also to even the wear on my keyboard and to make Bible-lovers more comfortable).

God, in His omniscience, knew that the relationships with the other animals wouldn't work out. Adam had to figure it out the hard way.