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jar
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From: Texas!!
Joined: 04-20-2004


Message 16 of 19 (109696)
05-21-2004 2:40 PM
Reply to: Message 15 by berberry
05-21-2004 2:36 PM


Re: Onward Virgin Soldiers
Reminds me of "Oh give me a Clone".
Asimov writes:
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
(Chorus)
Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
Oh, give me a clone
In my sorrowful moan
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she's an X
Of the feminine sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.
My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shown
When alone with my own little X
And after we've dined
I am sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex.
Why should such sex vex
Or disturb or perplex
Or induce a disparaging tone.
After all, don't you see
Since we're both of us me
When we're having sex, I'm alone.
And after I'm done
She will still have her fun
For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail,
They'll be both of them male
And they'll ravage her by and by.

Aslan is not a Tame Lion

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Message 17 of 19 (109737)
05-21-2004 6:40 PM
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05-21-2004 2:40 PM


Re: Onward Virgin Soldiers
I love it, jar! I've never seen that before. Did this come from one of his novels?

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jar
Member (Idle past 424 days)
Posts: 34026
From: Texas!!
Joined: 04-20-2004


Message 18 of 19 (109738)
05-21-2004 6:48 PM
Reply to: Message 17 by berberry
05-21-2004 6:40 PM


Re: Onward Virgin Soldiers
A I heard the story, Randall Garrett wrote the first verse and chorus and then THE GOOD DOCTOR simply took flight. I imagine they had been comsuming copiuos quantities of editorial lubricant and well...

Aslan is not a Tame Lion

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zephyr
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Posts: 821
From: FOB Taji, Iraq
Joined: 04-22-2003


Message 19 of 19 (109743)
05-21-2004 7:09 PM
Reply to: Message 18 by jar
05-21-2004 6:48 PM


Re: Onward Virgin Soldiers
Ha! Editorial lubricant, indeed.
A very safe and sane writer friend of mine has an alter ego induced by Wild Turkey 101 who writes some really hilarious things....

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