I notice that the thing is blue-eyed, despite Jesus being Jewish; and has long hair, despite what St Paul had to say about
that.
At the second coming, no-one will recognise him, you realise? "Jesus? You're not Jesus. I know Jesus by sight and he's an Aryan hippy, now piss off."
It reminds me of
this story. Carl Kirby, creationist idiot, but I repeat myself, complaining that children can't recognize Jesus. He showed them pictures of Jesus, y'see, and ...
Ah, creationists.