Gentlemen, your standard is here. As of yet, you are nowhere near to the very high caliber (what do you say? Ringo's a "her"?) of the words of your poetic peer.
There once was a professor, now fey. He'd say, "Bring your arguments my way! Dawkins is a laughingstock. ”bout my theory I won't talk." "How do you like them apples?" He'd say.