How appropriate that you would demonstrate your experiment on the BOOB-tube, since your lack of basic understanding of biological processes shows what a BOOB you are. Any school child could tell you that you cannot create life from just a glass of water since life needs
a carbon source. So I repeated your little experiment starting with an eight ounce glass of water, but to make sure that there was
a carbon source I added a half tablespoon of salt (Sadism Clarified to you chemistry types) and several grains of fine playground sand. For several hours nothing happened. The water looked and smelled just fine. But then several small cloudy areas began to form. Over the next several hours, these cloudy areas increased in area and size. I became a little alarmed when those areas started to gel and take on a pale green coloration and started to move about in what appeared to a purposeful manner. It was not their irregular gelatinous green appearance that alarmed me so much, but the horrific screeching sounds they made as they crawled out of the glass and began to devour my kitchen counter tops and cabinets. The local police were called and they immediately boarded up my house, cordoned off the gathering crowd and called in the national guard for backup. The national guard now has my house surrounded with tanks and mobile howitzers and is trying to reach president Bush in his bunker for further orders. In the mean time, they have organized the towns clergy to march around my house three times while brandishing crosses, stars of david, and crescent moons (since the religious convictions of the irregular gelatinous green blobs - or IGGREBS as they are calling them - is not known at this time) and to organize a prayer vigil.
So, my question to you WDavid is, can I come and stay with you until my house is declared safe for occupancy?