Why don't you pick one of your PRATTs to argue and stick with it instead of doing the Gish gallop?
Besides two can play the Gish gallop game
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Pick one out of the 100 cowboy, make a PNT, and lets see how long your (or should I say AIG's) argument survives.
Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider - Francis Bacon
The more we understand particular things, the more we understand God - Spinoza