We'll I thought I'd thank you for the compliment but will likely only be a lurker. I'll now let everyone have the opportunity to have the last word, explaining how super straight line winds wouldn't form from all the superheated waters rising upwards.
Tom,
Well do please pay us a visit from time to time and feed the question as to whether you are a great exemplar of the brilliant early newsgroup type trolls who used great skill and artistry in setting up a put on but have sadly seemed to have been driven out by hacks, or whether you genuinely believe everything you post. Whichever you are you are a gentleman and it's been a pleasure reading your posts.
lfen