I think you'll find that most people who celebrate this alleged "vicarious sacrificial death" do so at Easter.
Not only that but if we're celebrating the 2008
th anniversary of his death wouldn't we have to wait another 30-ish years?
Live every week like it's Shark Week!
Just a monkey in a long line of kings.
If "elitist" just means "not the dumbest motherfucker in the room", I'll be an elitist!
*not an actual doctor