EvC Halloween Party 2006

In real life, my girlfriend and I are going as Joey and Caitlin from Degrassi Junior High. Because we're twenty-something hipsters, and therefore legally obligated to drop references to eighties television every now and then.Every year I try to get two friends to team up with me and go as two turntables and and a microphone. And every year, they're too afraid we'll wind up looking like a robot dong.