Dan, as I recall, there was a lot less action than the way you describe it. In fact, calling it a booger-flicking match would be an insult to the legitimate schoolyard sport we all know and love.
But hey, thanks for the support. My administration will focus on enforcing the forum guidelines and restricting the term "literally" to its proper use. My decline into megalomaniacal delusion has already begun, and my overthrow by the peasant junta is scheduled for this afternoon.
regards,
AdminssimoHambre