By Jove, I think you've got it! I just didn't pursue the logic far enough. A committee of designers, indeed--perhaps the Roman pantheon.
Let's see, using the standard Mob IQ Equation, we take the average member IQ and divide it by the number of members...no, wait, that's Congress...
Anyway, you're on the right track. If we put our heads together, we'll probably forget what we're taking about altogether. If not, RAZD could help out.
P.S. If you don't send me an address, I'll have to drink that bottle, and my surgeon says that might just kill me.
OTOH, it's your conscience.