We only have this problem because you sent these clowns here 350 years ago. Why don't you do us a favor and take a few back?
No no no!
We sent the convicts to Australia (explains a lot
) but the fundies
chose to go America.
We're already seeing the malign influence of your fundies trying to cleanse our 'Godless' islands, so I'm afraid we'll have to regretfully decline your request.
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then