Blimey! Who urinated in your soup?
Before I reply let me make one thing clear: I am not trying to play word games or score points, I am honestly trying to determine your position by asking questions and I don't appreciate the hostile nature of your reply.
That said, you did raise a few questions in your post (in between avoiding my first question and calling my second one lame!) so I'll start with one.
DNA similarities :
The DNA evidence relies on the cast iron fact that the enzymes involved in replicating it are imperfect; they make mistakes. You mention your family tree in your post so let's start there. If you compared one of your genes to the same gene in your father's genome they'd be pretty similar. Any mistakes that are in his are going to be in your gene, and you may even have added one or two mistakes yourself.
Apart from the other evidence that you are father and son your genes would show you are related. If you had a look at the bloke down the road you would share a common ancestor and you could find out where your lineages diverged. How would you know? There would be common mistakes and mistakes unique to each of the family lines. As you point out, if you left it there it might just be due to chance similarity, it may just be coincidence. So you can do the same with many many genes until the odds start to stack up.
This is how DNA evidence for evolution works (also using common rearrangements, gene duplication and retroviruses.), it does not rely on what the DNA actually codes for. So just saying similarity is all there is not really a fair representation of the facts. You've gotta come up with an explanation that fits these facts. Evolution has got one, so far creationism doesn't seem to be able to provide.
If you want to discuss this or any of the other points you want to raise (like the limits of our knowledge in molecular developmental biology for example) then I will be happy to continue.
I look forward to your reply.