Yeah I played D & D - you obviously never reached 21st level. At that point you get inducted into the Dark Brotherhood and learn the secret heresies. But that is nothing, I moved on to become a 4th Generation methuselah in White Wolf, and have now learned the secrets of Caine's immortality and have received the blessings of Isis.
20 years ago, I would killed for saying these things, but the strength of our masquerade is so strong, that nobody would believe me unless they already suspected it to be true. We know who suspects the truth and Astaroth has plans for them.
For the others reading this, know that our Domovoi and Leszi watch you for the signs. Bloody sacrifice awaits any that stand in our path. William J. Schnoebelen is a member of our savage cult, spreading an elaborate bluff, but some people believe him and they are dealt with in the correct manner.
Just kidding of course, to discover the real truth one should reverberate the name of Thantifaxath in B sharp as if in the hollows of chthonian deeps. I will hear you if you do, and shall appear in a dream calling myself David and wearing a seven pointed crown adorned with infant sacrifices.
Hail Kurgasiax!
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