You haven't played a real game of D&D until you have DMed a game at a fundementalist Christian bible week, in a caravan, with all the elders of the church surrounding said caravan, praying fervantly against the situation
Personally, I prefer "The Glibbering and the Meeping... my time as a Ghoul"
There's something slightly concerning that so many of us seem to have an extensive (non-computer) RPG background... what's the demographic here? Sad nerds? Autistic/Asperger's tendancies? Elevated IQs?