Have you learnt any real magic?
Well, I've learned how to live forever barring a few misfortunes like having a wooden stake driven through my heart. The downside is a rather monotonous diet of human blood. I sadly have to forgo all that delicious Italian food that is spiced with garlic to which I've developed a severe possibly fatal allergy. I sometimes ask myself is eternity worth it considering that sunlight can evaporate me?
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