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Alfred Maddenstein Member (Idle past 3998 days) Posts: 565 Joined: |
Aren't you implying picking out the real science from the unreal is your strong suit, Doc? And that you can give good guidance to the ignorant mog? Could you draw a picture of real science? Who are the real scientists in your picture? Isn't it Hawk and Dawk? And Krauss the Mouse is for sure not unreal? What about Palsy Measly and Small Coyne in the Loin? Should the Cheshire trust those more than the Steady Freddy playing Harp to the superluminal dancing quasars? And what about the quasiskeptical Mickey Mouse Shermer and his army of doubting clones? Should the cat be sceptical about all that mouse is sceptical about and have faith in all it is so unhappy to see being denied? The cat heard the "skeptic" is planning to write a new book entitled "The danger of Black Holes denial". Should he hurry to purchase the learned tome as soon as it comes out, Inadequate?
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Alfred Maddenstein Member (Idle past 3998 days) Posts: 565 Joined: |
I hope you've sobered up enough, Hooey, and are ready to continue investigating the issue of dragons and dinosaurs. There is a serious controversy about that curious issue, both interested sides have very heavy agendas and neither is to be trusted entirely. It would be very good to see those without such agendas, biases and preconceptions taking it up and re-examining the whole thing thoroughly.
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 832 days) Posts: 3193 Joined:
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I know plenty about dragons.
Because I AM A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON! MY NAME IS KROSULHAH! FEAR ME, PUNY MORTAL CAT-HUMAN!!!!!! RAWR! Only true Dovahkiin can stand a chance. **100 points fire damage** **30 points to Slytherin** Edited by hooah212002, : No reason given."Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." -Dawkins
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Aren't you implying picking out the real science from the unreal is your strong suit, Doc? Yes. Certainly I'm better at it than you.
And that you can give good guidance to the ignorant mog? Yes, though I doubt your ability to profit by it.
Isn't it Hawk and Dawk? And Krauss the Mouse is for sure not unreal? What about Palsy Measly and Small Coyne in the Loin? Should the Cheshire trust those more than the Steady Freddy playing Harp to the superluminal dancing quasars? And what about the quasiskeptical Mickey Mouse Shermer and his army of doubting clones? Should the cat be sceptical about all that mouse is sceptical about and have faith in all it is so unhappy to see being denied? The cat heard the "skeptic" is planning to write a new book entitled "The danger of Black Holes denial". Should he hurry to purchase the learned tome as soon as it comes out, Inadequate? Your hebephrenia is obscuring your point. If you have one.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Maddenstein writes: I hope you've sobered up enough ... Maddenstein writes: Most dragon legends are about actual fighting the demonized beasts and it is a well known habit of the devious simian to over-demonise the enemies it massacres or wipes out completely, says the feline. Maddenstein writes: Some claim the Chinese are finding loads of dragon bones and stuff. Others say Dawkins and his gang collect the bones and now they are all hidden up his arse. Maddenstein writes: The cat has said the dragon issue is wide open. Do you get it? Are you trying to impress the moggy with the formidable size of your congregation and the choir you sing to, Coy the Expert Choir Boy? Ooh, the Cheshire is all terrified and trembling. Maddenstein writes: Your elk and bears red-herrings don't impress the feline. Maddenstein writes: Look only at the Chinese calendar, boy. They don't have years of hobbit and leprechaun, do they? Maddenstein writes: The cat heard an explanation that the fire spewing bit could have been based upon reality. Something analogous to bombardier beetle defence. It could have been methane produced in the dragon's belly with a mechanism to divert and ignite the mighty fart. Maddenstein writes: Face it, Inadequate, the Cheshire cuts your bigbangist bollocks in your native English. And he suspects you can't even mumble in his native Purrish. Maddenstein writes: For example, reason can establish that no big bunk creation, universal space expansion and so on are possible at all. Or that both special creation and evolution of death-dodging machines mutating from nothing are not physically possible and so on. That it takes a death-dodging machine to build another one could be deduced from the nature of the phenomenon itself so abiomagic of spontaneous generation or special creation could be understood to be physically impossible. Maddenstein writes: Enjoying making them sly doctorly insinuations, Inadequate? In his early kittenhood the Cheshire was traumatised by Zmei Goryinitch fairy tales, if you insist to know. Zmei Goryinitch is the traditional Russian dragon in case you ignore that. Very scary dinosaur. Spits hell-fire and steals pretty maidens. Maddenstein writes: The cat's conclusion is that they are bound to rot much faster than that and therefore you and your whole crypto-creo bigbanger lot are greater bullshitters than the bible pushers. Nobody ain't got no slightest clue as to the age of the earth and the rest of chronology and stuff. Just like King Solomon of Ecclesiastes and the feline say. Face it. That's why the simians are currently deserting your sect in droves. Maddenstein writes: If not why does your silly baboonish paw put your stupid simian measurements into the Cheshire's mouth? The Earth itself is as likely as not to be trillions of years of intrinsic age. Nobody knows. Understand? The issue here is who or what killed the dragons. Maddenstein writes: How sure are you about any single one among the string of bald assertions you just shot at the feline, Coy Boy? Dragons and simians missed each other by 65 million years, you say? You missed by a long mile what Ecclesiastes, Pliny and the feline tell you. Do you understand what 65 million years means? It's a very long distance. The only steady reference is the distance travelled by the light signal as compared to the length of your baboonish arm. A lot can happen along that way. Far too far for your grabbing action, in any case. Now simians eat rice so did dragons as the Indian fellow who studied the composition of their shit reports. How do you explain that, Coy Boy? Maddenstein writes: Blah, blah, blah, Coy Boy. Just google Vandana Prasad and dragon coprolites and you'll get the papers. Not only rice but also oats. Oryza means rice or rice-like, Avena - refers to oats and both figure in the long list of grasses consumed by the Indian dragons according to the composition of their fossilised crap. Maddenstein writes: Translate it into Yawnish yourself, Inadequate. The feline prefers playing with you crypto-creo bigbanger quackademic mice the way he pleases. Maddenstein writes: Well, Vatican. There are nonsensical beliefs galore and there are oceans of pretence to certainty about those beliefs. The firm believers whose name is multitude are easily offended by any doubt expressed. That's why there are so many of so-called trolls. He who has no faith in nonsense never fears any trolls, says the feline. Maddenstein writes: Cremo does not sing all of that so he is unreal science kind of thing? That is not how it goes with the Cheshire. You've got a witness opinion and Cremo got another. You and him got an equal time to state it. No favours you are hungry for are given. Contradictions found, the bollocks cut by the judge. Maddenstein writes: What about Palsy Measly and Small Coyne in the Loin? Should the Cheshire trust those more than the Steady Freddy playing Harp to the superluminal dancing quasars? Maddenstein writes:
I hope you've sobered up enough ...
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Alfred Maddenstein Member (Idle past 3998 days) Posts: 565 Joined: |
The problem with you lot is that you only worry too much about the bible-pushers and don't care to understand anything. You have no time for understanding left as you spend all of it trying to assassinate the pushers character. Do you worry the bible-peddlers might steal your customers or what, Inadequate?
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
The problem with you lot is that you only worry too much about the bible-pushers and don't care to understand anything. You have no time for understanding left as you spend all of it trying to assassinate the pushers character. Do you worry the bible-peddlers might steal your customers or what, Inadequate? Until you have taken the appropriate medication, you should hold off on trying to tell other people what their problems are.
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Alfred Maddenstein Member (Idle past 3998 days) Posts: 565 Joined: |
You've done a nice quotation job, Inadequate. What do you reckon about Acambaro figurines the cat is investigating right now? Are they a fraud in your opinion? Do you reckon that the genius peasant produced all 33 400 of them? Perry Mason took up the case, found they were genuine depictions of the dragons interacting with simians and he found you are a fraud too. Are you going to sue him and Gardner?
Edited by Alfred Maddenstein, : No reason given.
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Alfred Maddenstein Member (Idle past 3998 days) Posts: 565 Joined: |
Don't worry about my medication, Inadequate. The cat is taking care of me. He will skin me up a good one in a short while.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5 |
Mad Al writes: Don't worry about my medication, Inadequate. The cat is taking care of me. He will skin me up a good one in a short while. The Cat Who Owns Me, Bastet, Mistress of Fear, relates that you are disgraced in the eyes of the Tribe of Tiger. Thus, you must wear the Hairball Badge of Dishonor forever. May Pussy have mercy on your soul. Otherwise, have a nice day."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
You've done a nice quotation job, Inadequate. What do you reckon about Acambaro figurines the cat is investigating right now? Are they a fraud in your opinion? Do you reckon that the genius peasant produced all 33 400 of them? Perry Mason took up the case, found they were genuine depictions of the dragons interacting with simians and he found you are a fraud too. Are you going to sue him and Gardner? Perry Mason is a fictional character; of course they're a fraud; and of course they were not produced by a genius. It doesn't take a genius to fool gullible people such as yourself and young earth creationists. It would take a certain degree of intelligence to fool actual archaeologists, something that has not happened.
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2137 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
You're citing the Acmbaro figures as evidence????!!
You seem eager to cite anything that offers the flimsiest support for your position, while ignoring the massive amount of evidence that disproves your position. And you claim to be doing science? What a joke! But then, that's creation "science" in a nutshell. (Nut shell! I like that!)Religious belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge. Belief gets in the way of learning--Robert A. Heinlein How can I possibly put a new idea into your heads, if I do not first remove your delusions?--Robert A. Heinlein It's not what we don't know that hurts, it's what we know that ain't so--Will Rogers
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Alfred Maddenstein Member (Idle past 3998 days) Posts: 565 Joined: |
What a jerk you are, Inadequate, on top of being such a phoney. Did you examine the case personally and on the scene like Gardner did? The cat read his meticulous account of the fishy business. There are still 20 000 figurines extant out 37 000 something originally found. The rest are lost due to jerks like yourself. The figurines are in many different styles. The artist hoaxer must have been versatile indeed. You say the workmanship is poor? Then you can easily make a few like that for the moggy? When finished send them to the Cheshire by special delivery. You quackademic idiot reckon without the cat being well versed in Spanish and reading the Mexican sources of the affair. The police and local archaeologists' reports and stuff. The same goes for Turkmenistan dragon with human tracks. There are original pre-perestroika Russian journalistic and scientific accounts to be found that the Cheshire has no trouble deciphering. Your case is getting weaker and weaker. The bible-pushers have a good motive to defraud but your sect have an excellent one to lie through their baboonish teeth too. The jury is well out.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
What a jerk you are, Inadequate, on top of being such a phoney. Did you examine the case personally and on the scene like Gardner did? The cat read his meticulous account of the fishy business. There are still 20 000 figurines extant out 37 000 something originally found. The rest are lost due to jerks like yourself. The figurines are in many different styles. The artist hoaxer must have been versatile indeed. You say the workmanship is poor? Then you can easily make a few like that for the moggy? When finished send them to the Cheshire by special delivery. You quackademic idiot reckon without the cat being well versed in Spanish and reading the Mexican sources of the affair. The police and local archaeologists' reports and stuff. The same goes for Turkmenistan dragon with human tracks. There are original pre-perestroika Russian journalistic and scientific accounts to be found that the Cheshire has no trouble deciphering. Your case is getting weaker and weaker. The bible-pushers have a good motive to defraud but your sect have an excellent one to lie through their baboonish teeth too. The jury is well out. Was that intended to be a substitute for actual argument?
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Alfred Maddenstein Member (Idle past 3998 days) Posts: 565 Joined: |
If the figurines are genuine, they alone are enough to put a nuclear winter on your whole dogma, Coy Boy. Yet they are but a single such funny bit of information out of very many.
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