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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Louisiana code 14:89 prohibits consensual "unnatural carnal copulation" with members of the same sex or opposite sex. The "use of the genital organ of one of the offenders of whatever sex is sufficient to constitute the crime." The enforcement of the "crime against nature" is not considered unconstitutional in Louisiana.[State v. Picchini, App. 4 Cir.1985, 463 So.2d 714, writ denied 468 So.2d 1201] Sexual intercourse with a dead human body is not a crime in Louisiana.[State v. Schmidt, 1927, 163 La. 512, 112 So. 400] Placing one's mouth upon a penis constitutes the crime against nature.[State v. Phillips, Sup. 1978, 365 So.2d 1304, certiorari denied 99 S.Ct. 2843, 442 U.S. 919, 61 L.Ed.2d 287, rehearing denied 100 S.Ct. 196, 444 U.S. 890, 62 L.Ed.2d 127] [State v. Picchini, App. 4 Cir.1985, 463 So.2d 714, writ denied 468 So.2d 1202] Oral copulation between two women constitutes the crime against nature.[State v. Young, 1966, 249 La. 1054, 193 So.2d 243] An expert witness is permitted to offer an opinion on whether or not oral sex between a man and woman is "unnatural". [State v. Pruitt, App.3 Cir. 1984, 449 So.2d 154, writ denied 450 So.2d 1309] Punishment for the "crime against nature" is a fine of not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisonment, with or without hard labor, for not more than five years, or both. Damm never visiting Louisiana with my girlfriend. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
LOL the begging part is the funny part in this episode. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Ok this is supposed to be true reported by 24ur.com
some explenation probably required first A vinjete is a sticker you put on your car window to show you payed to drive on our free ways, if you drive a lot its better and cheaper then the old system of paying tolls. Servus means hello or greetings in german/austiran A Croatian footballer went for trials hoping to get accepted in Austria, he read that people driving on free ways without vinjetas in Slovenia and Austria get fined really high, so at the first pump he went and bought a Slovenian and Austrian vinjete and got back on his BUS SEAT, completely bewildered why no other passenger has bought one. the second shock was when he came to the club and everyone introduced himself as servus, but that dind faze him as douring the tryouts he kept telling them pass the ball servus. The paper also states that this was not his only adventure for months he saved up money to pay his debts to his telephone operator because his phone dint work, when he went to pay them he found out he dint owe them anything he just forgot to plug it in. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
What you expect to happen when you meat a psyhic
What really happens Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
We just got an awsome religion, The over the universe zombie church of mild ringing. With its leader the more then holy guardian of the pot and pan.
LOL i love freedom of religion the simplest way of showing the world how silly your religions are. they have 1800 members and are growing fast. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Edited by frako, : cant embed facebook videos had to find it on youtubeChristianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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LOLChristianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
LOL some news that other countries are incompitent too besides the americans.
The French bought 2000 trains for 15 billion, too bad nobody checked that the trains they bought where to wide to ride trough their train stations. That must have been an upsi moment for the guy who signed the contract. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Damn im dying this is to sick LOL your elections are the best reality tv show ever made. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Solar Panels Drain the Sun’s Energy, Experts Say | National Report
So now we know what to do to stop global warming just put up as many solar panels as we can to drain the sun of its energy LMAO Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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LOLChristianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Finally an explanation for why do we have republicans, creationists and the like, its caused by the stupidity virus. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department | The New Yorker
Awsome and well worth the read Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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