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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Seriously, I thought that was going to be about Trump's tiny hands.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
New Cat's Eye writes:
Conversely, if she goes through the whole list of siblings before she gets to you ("Albert... Boris... Charlie... Dennis") it isn't so bad
"When Mom calls you by your full name"
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Faith writes:
I think everything you say is hilarious.
I'm sick of the unfunny leftist excuses for humor. Now you can get sick at mine.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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DWise1 writes:
Where I live a green light means, "Keep going," a yellow light means, "Keep going," and a red light means, "Keep going if you think it's going to change soon."
4.An average Catholic (or Orthodox or Coptic or Anglican or Methodist or Presbyterian or whatever) doesn't bother to read the sign but he'll stop if the car in front of him does.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Something draws me to the Gen Reply button, like a magnet.
General Reply? Generic Reply? Generate Reply? Generous Reply? Throw in a few big words, always impressive on a science forum. Or just use a lot of little words. Use some of them twice, if you like. Genius Reply? That would be rare but not unheard of at EvC. Geneva Reply? Probably too specific. Gene Reply? Those are all the suggestions that Google has.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Percy writes:
I can never tell what the icons mean anyway.
What if they were just plain text buttons?
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Pressie writes:
That's the implausible part of the story. Trump would never go anywhere looking for facts. They're all in his head already.
After Donald Trump became US President he went on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Tanypteryx writes:
I bet Jay Leno and David Letterman are kicking themselves for retiring.
We live in comedian's dream world.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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quote:I don't care if my TV watches me but I wish it would quit telling me to buy stuff.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
That's my password. Now I have to change it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Coyote writes:
They just invented alternative facts.
Because it is not conservatives who coerced today's young people or made them afraid of ideas that challenge them. Conservatives did not shame people into silence, or send thugs out on college campuses to beat down those who wanted to speak.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
quote:Gomer went on to bigger and better things. He was replaced by Goober.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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I googled it. There's one shot of it posted directly below a sign that says, "RIGHT LANE MUST TURN RIGHT." I don't know if that makes it funnier.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Tanypteryx writes:
Obvious question: Why not print the whole image inside the paper dimensions and then crop the print?
The clerk at the drugstore camera counter tried to explain that 35mm film was a ratio of 2:3 and there was no way to fit that into 5:7 without cropping or shrinking the photo to fit inside the 5x7 dimensions. Tanypteryx writes:
Truncated.
And that's why the thesaurus' tail is cut off.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Faith writes:
It's the most repulsive slander in the history of the world. You're the greatest human being who ever lived for pointing it out.
That may be a new low in repulsive slander.
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