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How do you remove a 30 foot tapeworm from your inside?

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12-13-2005 6:45 PM 		Reply to: Message 2 by arachnophilia
12-13-2005 6:06 PM

Re: the cookie method
haha.
classy.
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generally, there are medications for such things. i'd kill for a 30 foot tapeworm. it'd prolly lose me about 40 lbs.
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my recommendation though is a lawyer and solid pre-existing recording contracts.
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12-13-2005 7:12 PM 		Reply to: Message 1 by coffee_addict
12-13-2005 5:56 PM

Use more cloves with every meal. Adding some cloves to foods will help kill the eggs from parasites in the intestinal tract.
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but seriously. go to the doctor.
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12-14-2005 12:33 AM 		Reply to: Message 15 by Ben!
12-13-2005 9:19 PM

some stuff i found suggests that a hydrogen peroxide enema will do the trick. i'm doubtful that's a good idea since that stuff tends to eat ALL kinds of protein. yeah. ew.
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i'd stick with serious drugs.
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12-14-2005 2:49 PM 		Reply to: Message 20 by coffee_addict
12-14-2005 11:55 AM

Re: Segments
no. you take pills and it dies and then you crap it out.
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that's what happened to my cats.
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12-14-2005 3:31 PM 		Reply to: Message 25 by jar
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Re: Segments
ew.
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12-14-2005 3:31 PM 		Reply to: Message 24 by EZscience
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Re: Segments
that works too.
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