How to Americanize Soccer?

riVeRraT writes:One thing they could do is shove all the horns down the people throats who blow them. So annoying.

Jumped Up Chimpanzee writes:Or reduce it even further to just 94 feet long, like a basketball court, so that play goes straight from one end to the other, with nothing ever happening in the middle, and almost a guaranteed goal in every attack. That way, the fans wouldn't be too upset if they missed a few goals because their head was buried in their popcorn.