Oh, come on. "It wasn't me" (the song) is obviously designed to be a parody of men who try and get out of things with that line. Have you listened to the song? The woman has pictures of him, heard him, watched him the whole time, etc.
And I'm surprised that you, of all people, would try and use a talk show as evidence.
Last, to toss a twist in: In your argument, Rrhain, you argue that perhaps it's easier to trick one sex in one way, and the other sex in another way. What do you think is it that could cause such an effect?
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"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."