One day brahma and shiva where crossing a bridge over a river.
Shiva stepped up and in front of brahma said "I am the creator and destroyer! I can lay waste to all that lives. I am bringer of fire!!! I can burn the whole earth to a cinder!!!!
Un impressed brahma takes a tiny straw and throws it down and says. "burn that then".
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