There was a terrible boy's joke from way back then. Went something like this:
Family moves into a new town with their twin children, one a boy and one a girl (not identical). There is that typical one room red schoolhouse and they are enrolled.
First day, the teacher is introducing all the students to each other. She gets to the boy and asks him to state his name. He replies "Dickhead".
The teacher shreiks! "No! - we will not allow abusive language in this classroom! Now please say your name for the class."
Again he replies "Dickhead."
Again she throws a fit. She tells the boy if he answers in that manner again he'll be sent home with a note to his parents. Then she asks "Now - tell me the truth, what is your real name?"
The boy is on the verge of tears, but he repeats again "Dickhead. It's the truth."
So the teacher writes a quick note, comes over and grabs him by the ear and is leading him out. The rest of the room still quiet, as if paralyzed.
The boy looks over at his sister. He says "Come along, Fuckface. You might's well. She ain't gonna be lettin' you stay here either."
- xongsmith, 5.7d
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