Heh! My wife got that as an email a while back!
Lessee.....bones and celery are each 23% sodium. Salt is 39% sodium, so are bones and celery 59% salt? Or do they burst into yellow flames when you throw them into a puddle of water?
The stupid, it burns!!
And babies are guacamole?? Who'd have guessed?!
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"The wretched world lies now under the tyranny of foolishness; things are believed by Christians of such absurdity as no one ever could aforetime induce the heathen to believe." - Agobard of Lyons,
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